honestly, the best lie is telling people that you have diarrhea. it can be caused by a lot of things and usually takes precedence over whatever bullshit people want you to do. you can get out of many responsibilities using this technique
I feel weird about not being more comfortable being lewd and hornt on the TL. I have so many hangs ups about my body and how I come off, I shy away from that stuff. I worry that I'm missing out? This is probably a silly thing to be thinking about.