honestly, the best lie is telling people that you have diarrhea. it can be caused by a lot of things and usually takes precedence over whatever bullshit people want you to do. you can get out of many responsibilities using this technique

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this may not be my lane but I see it a lot and it doesn't hurt to say it for the new folks: please try not to prescribe gender to genitals here, there are a lot of folks who are not cis on this site and is important that we keep them in mind whether we're sincereposting or shitposting

gonna play mario kart with friends online using voice chat and only say "I'm using tilt controls" the whole time

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The words "Max Keeble" are best uttered directly after "I'm your host,"

boost to sign the petition to get people to worship satan

Bi people are heroes - boost whether you agree or not

I would like to go red because I would be cute af but my mom is a natural red so that makes it weird.

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