honestly, the best lie is telling people that you have diarrhea. it can be caused by a lot of things and usually takes precedence over whatever bullshit people want you to do. you can get out of many responsibilities using this technique


buy πŸ‘ kate πŸ‘ a πŸ‘ switch πŸ‘ so πŸ‘ she πŸ‘ can πŸ‘ fuck πŸ‘ it πŸ‘

gonna play mario kart with friends online using voice chat and only say "I'm using tilt controls" the whole time

trans stuff 

hornt talking 

The words "Max Keeble" are best uttered directly after "I'm your host,"

boost to sign the petition to get people to worship satan

Bi people are heroes - boost whether you agree or not

I would like to go red because I would be cute af but my mom is a natural red so that makes it weird.

tavern dot cafe

tavern.cafe is one server in the network